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EGG_GUTS wrote: The police come and kill me, when I just saved the store

Yea, by killing the robber.
Ever heard of taking out the knee caps?

In GTA 3, i had a tank with full wanted levels. I drove off a cliff and landed upside down, but when I came out, one of the tanks chasing me landed on top of me. I was slowly being crushed to death while all these cops tried to bust me

That's harsh...

Mine would definitely be on Halo 1 (Ah, da good ol' days!)

My friend and I (Who happened to be Adjuntant Reflex) were playing Two Betrayals, and we were scoping out this huge battle between Covenant and Flood on one of the bridges. The Zealot was a great commander, using his Jackal's charged PPs to keep the Flood pinned on the other side of the bridge.

They finally jump over, and a massive melee starts, and the Zealot owns all the Flood, at the cost of his five Grunts, Three Jackals, and Two Elites. I poke my head out to see what had happened. The Zealot is standing there on top of twenty dead Flood. He turns around and stares at me.

Like, a minute passed, until...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!

We spent the next minute running for our lives as the Zealot chased us, swinging his sword like an idiot, until Reflex turns around and shoots him once, and the Zealot falls dead.

We spent a good three minutes laughing about that one. (It was about midnight, so we would have laughed at anything at that point.)

There's another funny one from that same night, but I don't feel like posting it, so Reflex can tell you about it.

PS: I'm back!

What's a Zealot

So it's just an elite with a sword?

EGG_GUTS wrote:So it's just an elite with a sword?

A very strong, very smart, very MEAN Elite with a sword

Setting: Crysis
Story:
Shotgun glitched through the bunker and killed a KPA Soldier. Ironically, the other KPA soldiers came to investigate; and hit the petrol tank near them...pretty 'smart' AI.

EGG_GUTS wrote:So it's just an elite with a sword?

You have to fight one in the halo demo, took 2 rocket blasts, and I think I still had to shoot it 2-3 times with my pistol.
That, combined with the fact that I couldn't seemingly draw him out of the cramped, dark, creepy corridor with mutable corners, that he was lurking in.
Had to go and face certain death by hitting him point blank, and by this point, all the cloaked Elites had frazzled by nerves so much...

Anyway, I digress, not something to be taken lightly, particularly when you can't get it to Agro out of a enclosed space.
Stupid agro line.

I know how hard they are, I have all 3 halos (it's my favorite game series) but in missions I just go kamakazi and always end up on top so I don't find much stuff in halo a threat.

was playing bf2142 and I killed my clanmate while spawning on a beacon.

crushed him with my pod.

Funniest: I was playing Battlefield 2142, as the Pan-Asian Coalition, and I was just sniping people. Then I heard in plain English (with a bit of an accent) "Hostile Infantry!" And I thought- That's funny, PAC soldiers speak Russian. So I turned around, and found out that who I thought was just a PAC sniper was actually a European Union soldier with a PAC kit. We had a good long laugh about it. Then I slit open his jugular. (Figuratively- 2142 isn't gory or anything)

Craziest: 2142 again, I'm joyriding in an enemy Fast Attack Vehicle, and the guy in the turret says over the VOIP; "Uh, Shas?* I think you may want to look behind you." So I press the change view key twice, so I'm in third person looking back, and I see 20-something anti-vehicle mines giving chase. That's right, they chase you. And one of those would be sufficient to chase down and destroy my FAV three times over! Any guesses how it ended? I'll tell you.





I chose to bail out and head for the hills. The other guy with me was toast.

Assassins Creed - Was just about to assassinate a guy until a rooftop archer shoots a arrow at me, gaining a lot of attention from the crowd and guards below. I am noticed by everyone and start to run to the rooftops so I can kill the guards more easily. I am running across a low rooftop, jump off while holding the assassinate button so I would (Hopefully) land on a guard or ....civilian ( ) Instead of landing on a guard or civilian I land on........my assassination target

That is lucky Were you killed afterwards?

Nah, I always win the chase when I kill a target. Either find hay, rooftop garden, scholars or battle. I usually will battle, but there were way too many.

I was playing Saints Row, and I was free riding in a transport truck in a rich neighbour hood, So I wanted it to explode (the truck) so I'm crashing into car and building while jumping out, and of course the police are high tailing me. So I go full speed around a loop jump out and watch my truck crush a police car that was going to cut me off. BOOM! The truck finally explodes but before it did the police men jumped out of there car. So I have no ammo, low health (from jumping out of the truck and hitting a guard rail) so I'm like "Oh Crap, I'm gonna get busted", The police are almost at me waving there nightsticks, but then a tire comes rolling from the wreckage of the truck and takes, not one but both police men, I highjack a passing by car and I'm gone

Well, I was playing 2142 just last night.
It was a decent server, ya know, with even teams and some teamwork/tactics going on. Except for one guy, who decided it was his right to run around like an idiot and only knife (their team)
The Map was Cerbere Landing and I had just taken the little town CP (just above the office ruins). Backup was on it's way.
I thought I heard something, so I walked around back (into the allyway between the building and the hill) and I don't see anything.
Then I get knifed in the back, and die.
Now that's not the end, I'm just ticked off, and at that moment the cavalry arrives: A medic walks around the corner, blasts that idiot in the face and revives me, before running off (probably to church).
I, being kind of ticked off, and not thinking of any reason not to, walk up to the guys body and empty my clip into it.
And then I empty my pistol clip into him. As I turn, and am loading my pistol, I hear the english voice go "CLEAR!" (I was PAC) and I turn. There behind me is a medic (with Voss (a light AR)) a support running next to him (with Clark (the shotgun)) and the now very mad knifer, who decided that it was time to stop knifeing, and use the Pillum H-AVR he was carrying.

And I now had two unloaded weapons.

Lol, today I was just on a plain sniper spree I've been playing sniper matches on Blood Gulch for 3 years, I know practically where everyone would position themselves



Note: Trotter was pretty much being a hog driver, plus u only have 2 nades to try to flip him, he barely used his sniper.

EDIT: Oh yeah I was EOC Reaper

k battlefront renegade squadron craziest kill.....i was on sullust on the energy collector thing with a sniper some guy at the imperial garrison CP shot a guided rocket, i killed him just as the rocket was about to hit me and it was sooo close i got killed by detonation

funniest thing ever, halo2 lockout, i tried to jump from the 50.cal turret to the path below it and i fell off( big whoop i know) but instead of the more masculine argggghhhhhh it was a higher pitched girlie scream, at which point i add "when master chief have a girls voice?"